Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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