Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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