These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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