ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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