it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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