We won't sleep together?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
is it fun? or sober?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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