Christians are straight up FREAKS
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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