He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
We had sex on a dog bed..
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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