Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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