Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
