just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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