This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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