So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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