We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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