Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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