does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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