Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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