Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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