i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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