I'm jealous of your bromance
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
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