what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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