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well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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