god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
zippers are such a cool invention
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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