Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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