I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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