Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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