You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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