do herpes really smell.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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