hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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