i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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