this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Randomize
