You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I am mentally ready for anal.
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