he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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