6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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