hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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