I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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