so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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