I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
as a side note pls kill me
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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