I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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