When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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