I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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