Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
meet me or not, i'm out of control
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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