Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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