did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
