There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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