Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
do herpes really smell.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Randomize