If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Dear god my vagina.
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