Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
what if I'm pregnant?
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Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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