You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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