If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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