ya dads aren't the best wingmen
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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