you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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