So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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