hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
