We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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